" roof rack "

 [ "roof rack" ]

1: A poop in the tank of a toilet rather than the bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... My buddy did a 'roof rack' at his ex girlfriends house party to get his revenge. 

 [ "Egyptian Roof Rack" ]

1: A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax. Difficulty Rating - 11/10

  * e.g.,  ... Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?" 

 [ "Revere roof rack" ]

1: The roof's tower of snow left behind after hastily (or perhaps lazily) clearing one's vehicle off after a snow storm. Commonly remedied by a trip down the highway.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: "Oh shit! Did you see that massive Revere roof rack on the way to the PotsY show last night?" You: "Yup, I felt bad for the poor bastard behind him on 9" 

 [ "It's just a roof-rack" ]

1: What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.

  * e.g.,  ... Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.